This is all just SO derivative.
	  Ardsallagh House,
	  or These Are The Buildings In Your Neighbourhood.
      Email Encryption, or I
      Know What You Emailed Last Summer.
      Corel Linux, or 1998:
      The Year Linux Takes The Desktop!
      Raaar, or
	  "You
	  can't leave that Lion there!"
      iCapitulated, or Another Apple Toy
      
      Interconnectedness,
      or Six Degrees of Separation.
      Switch, or My New Computer.
      Web EUW AIE, or I don't care
      if you know Javascript.
      Lock hard!, or Adventures
      in Parking.
	  Ooooops, or I love the
	  smell of coffee in the keyboard.
	  Superburst Reviews, or
	  I'm no Lester Bangs.
      Concordance, or Random
      Things At Work.
      Ruby Sessions Review,
      or Taking a bee for a walk.
      F1 Drinking Game, or Who
      cares what lap he's on?
	  règles de film,
	  or More skin on HBO!
      BOFH, or Log out already.
      zhishi, or Just as well it's
      not tattooed on my arse.
      flying 101, or 1500 feet and
      80 knots
      hot cuisine, or Before I
      Learned To Cook
	 cheers!, or Here's to
	 the Gride and Broom!
      short definition, or Any
      friend of vi is a friend of mine.
      forgotten war, or What's
      this cronjob doing, anyway?
      restrictive practices, or YOU are the criminal
      software LART, or investigative
      sysadmin work.
      ring ring, or 21 things
      to do with your cellphone
      infamy, or you can't get
      away with anything in this town.
      object disoriented, or I
      really don't like this language.
      faulty reasoning, or
      "it made sense at the time."
      mane, or "get a haircut,
      you damned hippy!"
      sorry, or why engineers and
      customers don't mix.
	  snippets, or fragments of
	  conversations past.
      stamp collecting, or The
      Book of Destinations.
      suicidal, or I don't
      take my own advice.
      cyclical, or
      staying alive on two wheels.
      reboot! reboot!
      ok!, or the pain of an NT-based firewall.
      legalese, or why you
      can't link to some pages.
      spooked, or things
      that go "ARGH" in the night.
      philistine!, or
      my music vs. your music.
      goldfish,
      or surprising yourself with your own jokes.
      dream machine,
      or what's not on my computer yet.
	  LILO, or
	  how to get more than Linux on your machine.
	  toys, or why you can't
	  navigate my apartment in the dark.
	  college constructions, or
	  alternatives to study #1.
	  broken BSD box, or security
      for dummies.
	  crunch, or why I don't
	  play much sport.
	  presto!, or the evolution
	  of unreadable lisp.
      freedom!, or software
	  meets agriculture.
      "click here to
	  crash", or a more appropriate look for Win32
      regexp, or my
	  favourite Perl hack.
      pick me, or succumbing
	  to temptation.
      parse error, or I
	  wrote it that way deliberately.
      a world of hurt, or an
	  afternoon with Bob.
      insanely silly, or
	  "you'll find it on the web"
      elacks, or why I know
	  some lisp
Iceland '06, or A
Drinking Holiday
Seattle '06, or A Working
Holiday
Morecambe '04, or It's Grim Up North
Europe '02, or Waider On Tour.
Québec '01, or meeting Bonhomme
San Francisco '00, or a tour from San Jose to Eureka.
Honduras '99, or an exercise in not planning.
Japan '98, or "after four years, you're only staying a week?!"
Central America '97/'98, or the hard way to learn Spanish
Boston '97, or a simple way to have a REAL holiday
Boston '96, or Paddy's Day in the 33rd County
America
	  '95, or 6,000 miles for a weekend party
Dublin '94, or avoiding
Gaelcon
| Waider | Accept that some days you're the
		  pigeon, and some days you're the statue.  |